Hello. It’s me.
Harry Manilow.
I have an announcement to make and I will not be whispering.
Please meet Bert & Ernie, the newest permanent residents of Zoomies & Purr. They moved in and immediately started acting like they’d been here longer than I have, which honestly takes confidence. I respect it.
Bert is the quiet observer. He watches. He listens. He knows things.
Ernie, on the other paw, has opinions and feels the need to share them at full volume, usually while I’m trying to nap or look important.
They now spend their days perched above the shop, chatting, singing, and providing commentary on customers, deliveries, and my general leadership style. It’s a lot. But I’ll admit it — the place feels happier with them here.
So here’s your official invitation: come in, meet Bert & Ernie, say hello, hang out for a minute, and enjoy the background noise. They like attention. They expect it.
I’ll be here too, of course. Supervising operations. Greeting everyone properly. Keeping my hair exactly how you expect it to be.
Come visit.
The birds are ready.
— Harry Manilow

No comments:
Post a Comment