Reno + Sparks… Harry is on the road today.
I repeat.
Harry Manilow is officially ON DELIVERY DUTY.
After a very serious morning meeting (I stared at a map while my humans brought snacks), I have planned today’s route:
π Starting in Damonte Ranch
⬆️ Traveling north throughout the day
π Ending near Lemon Valley
Basically… if you live anywhere along the “good dogs deserve deliveries” corridor, I might be coming your way.
Now listen carefully:
If the website tells you you’re outside our delivery area… don’t believe it immediately.
The internet has rules.
I have influence.
Just call us and my humans can override the system. We deliver all over because leaving neighbors out makes me emotionally uncomfortable.
π ALSO VERY IMPORTANT π
If you see a red Mini Cooper with license plate FAT AMY driving around today…
π That’s me riding copilot.
Please honk. Wave. Celebrate wildly but safely. I will absolutely think I’m famous and it will fuel me for at least three more deliveries.
And yes… there is a story behind FAT AMY and how I became her official co-pilot.
You’ll hear it soon. It involves chaos.
Alright. I must go. The neighborhood awaits.
If you see me today, say hi.
If you need delivery, call us.
If you honk, I will remember you forever.
Love,
Harry Manilow

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