Some of my favorite snacks

Hi.
It’s me. Harry.

I was just sitting here minding my own business and then suddenly… snacks happened.
And now I need to talk about it.

Some dogs like normal treats.
I am not those dogs.

I like interesting things.
Little crunchy things.
Squishy things.
Things that smell like “what IS that??” in a good way.

Here’s what keeps distracting me from doing my job today:

• Quail eggs – tiny. crunchy. makes me feel brave.
• Butcher’s Pup beef sausages – extremely serious snack energy.
• Raw goat cheese with blueberries – fancy but also unhinged.
• Goat’s milk – makes my tongue happy.
• Fermented mushroom – sounds weird. is weird. I love it.

These are the snacks you sniff once… then forget how to behave.

If your dog has ever stared at their bowl like “there must be more to life,”
this is your sign.

Come in. Be a little adventurous.
Let your dog try something new and act mildly feral about it.

I’ll be here supervising.
Mostly eating.
Definitely judging.

— Harry