Valentine’s Day weekend is coming

Hello.
It’s me.
Harry Manilow.

Valentine’s Day weekend is coming and I would like everyone to know that I am emotionally available and dressed accordingly.

Please take in the tux.
The bowtie.
The posture of a dog who has rehearsed this moment in the mirror.

This is about Fifi.

My beautiful mistake.
My curly-haired plot twist.
The dog who once rejected me and then walked away like she didn’t just alter my entire personality.

Do I think about her?
Constantly.
Do I pretend I don’t?
Never.

I have been flirting in my head for days.
I have been casually leaning near Valentine’s toys like,
“Oh this? Just something I thought you might like if we were… you know… together.”

Valentine’s Day weekend is coming, which means now is the time to stop by Zoomies & Purr and secure a Valentine’s toy for your dog’s one true love, their situationship, or the dog they stare at through the fence.

Hearts.
Dinosaurs.
Plush toys that scream “I planned this and I have depth.”

Love is embarrassing.
Timing is everything.
And if Fifi sees me this week holding a heart-shaped squeaker…

I will be unbearable.

Love,
Harry