🐾 HARRY MANILOW’S OFFICIAL DOG CONFESSION BOOTH 🐾

Good morning neighbors.

Harry Manilow here, Director of Snacks and Keeper of Community Secrets at Zoomies & Purr.

Today I am opening something very important for the neighborhood…

The Official Dog Confession Booth.

This is a safe place.
No judgment.
Just honesty.

All you have to do is complete this sentence:

“My dog’s name is ______ and they once ______.”

Examples that have recently crossed my desk:

• “My dog’s name is Bella and she once stole an entire rotisserie chicken off the counter.”
• “My dog’s name is Cooper and he once jumped into a stranger’s car because he thought they were going to the park.”
• “My dog’s name is Daisy and she pretends she can’t hear commands unless snacks are involved.”

Personally…

My name is Harry Manilow and I once convinced my humans that I require second breakfast, third breakfast, and emotional support snacks before lunch.

The system worked beautifully.

Now I must ask an important question for the neighborhood investigation department:

Which dog is the biggest troublemaker in your house?

Tell me their confession below.

If possible… please submit photographic evidence of the crime and the suspect responsible. My investigation team takes these matters very seriously, and by “investigation team” I mean me… sitting at the counter judging the evidence while eating snacks.

I will be reviewing the cases carefully.

— Harry
Director of Snacks & Neighborhood Morale
Zoomies & Purr