Friday, January 9, 2026


 

Fresh from the stylist and still emotionally moisturized, Harry Manilow has officially returned to Zoomies & Purr.

The curls are behaving.
The glasses are aligned.
The confidence is… aggressive.

With his fur fluffed to professional standards, Harry has immediately resumed his most important role: overseeing today’s delivery. He’s inspecting boxes, supervising the humans, and making sure nothing enters this building without his full approval. Every bag is judged. Every label is scrutinized. Every delivery person is silently evaluated.

He may look soft, but make no mistake — this is a dog who just had a blowout and now believes he is upper management.

New goodies are rolling in, shelves are getting restocked, and Harry is standing by to ensure everything meets his exacting standards (and possibly to sit on a box until someone tells him he’s handsome).

Welcome back, sir. The store has been waiting.

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